Do you do laundry regularly?
Laundry? What laundry?

Your favorite piece of furniture?
I have yet to find any furniture on the beach, but I love a good sand-chair

Night owl/morning person?
Morning, the best shells are out then

Are there dishes in the sink?
Don’t have a sink, or dishes for that matter

Color of your bedroom walls:
Sand.

One wish you’d like to come true?
To find a million dollars on the beach

Favorite movie?
I haven’t seen one in ages…

How many places have you lived?
Thousands, all over the beach

What did you do last night?
Cleaned my collection

Favorite subject in school?
Never went

One word that describes you?
Old

The best thing?
The shoes I found

The last person you spoke to?
Some guy named Scrum

Parents married?
They’re dead, have been as long as I can remember

Are you a social person?
Eh

What did you have for breakfast?
Fish

Your favorite thing to spend money on?
Don’t have any money

Do you hate someone?
Nope, too old for that