Do you do laundry regularly?
I never do laundry, seeing as I’m the cat. I do love to make doing laundry very difficult for Fritz and Zooey, of course. Clean sheets are so enticing to play in and shred.

Your favorite piece of furniture?
Definitely the sofa. It makes a nice little fortress underneath for me to build my Charlotte Gainsbourg shrine and plot out my new games of strategy.

Are there dishes in the sink?
Obviously, that Fritz is a slob, have you seen all those dirty cups he’s hiding in the closet?

One wish you’d like to come true?
I’d like a Christmas tree completely covered in tinsel. That’s the kind of thing i dream of.

Favorite TV show?
America’s Next Top Model, but dont tell Fritz and Zooey. I watch it when they’re out. They hate pop culture. A cat needs his vices…

Favorite movie?
The Aristocats. Everybody wants to be a cat!