The "birth" of Ezward Flubbypuss

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja
originally published at 10:12AM on Monday, September 03, 2007

Ezward was not your typical baby he was not born from a mother’s womb, but was made in the sky. He was a present sent by God that had gotten mixed up at the postal service and ended up falling out of his box and bumping his noggin on the cement floor. This resulted in his A.D.D and his many other problems. God had ment for Ezward to become the mighty hire to the president and rule the world cleaning of all evils and demons. God had created Ezward with clouds and sun light but President Flubbypuss just didn’t get it. Instead of raising Ezward to be a strong young man he put him in a big dark room and had two maids attend to all of his needs.

So when news got to the unted Atlantike’s about Flubbypusses’s death they assumed his son, whom nobody had ever seen would take over. Little did they know that Ezward was not a hero but a bumbling oaf who had never been outside, had a severe case of A.D.D, and was not educated either.

Yes the United Atlantike countrysmen where in good hands.

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  • from Kiarra:

    wow, he must have been dropped on the head mighty hard