Prokhor Petrovich hates beans

by Ermanno Pullar
originally published at 06:28PM on Sunday, March 18, 2007

This upset Prokhor Petrovich very much. He didn’t care much for beans. In fact, it would be possible to say that he disliked them very strongly. He might have a few just to be polite on special days such as National Pig Day (March 1), Be Nasty Day (March 8), and National Bicarbonate of Soda Day (December 30), but if it were up to him, all of the beans would go on a permanent vacation to the land of wind and ghosts. He wished that Buffy would have more consideration for such matters.