Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
She sat whispering to herself, twirling a pen around her chewed-to-death fingernails. After repeating this to herself for about the 70th time, she lowered her pen to the piece of paper below her:

Names:
Ginny
Jenny
Genny
Jinny
Jennifer
Jen-Jen

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“welcome Back!,” read the sign over her English classroom. She sighed, entered, located the teacher and said in a very clear voice, “Hi, I’m Jennifer Eugunda and I’m new here from Arkansas!”

“1600 watt smile”