What not to do in an airlock.

by popabawa
originally published at 06:52AM on Monday, March 19, 2007 mature

“Aww Jeez, I’ve been in here for hours. I need to pee. I can’t hold it much longer.”

Silence.

“C’mon, LET ME OUT or there really will be something to clean up in a minute!”

Silence.

“Hello?.... Helloooo?”

A faint clanging sound.

Pause.

A louder noise of metal on metal. Something heavy.

Pause.

A scream accompanies metal ripping through something soft and wet.

Now there really was something to clean.

Pause.

The airlock hissed and started to open.

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