The Great Escape

by ReallyAwkward
originally published at 10:19PM on Monday, March 19, 2007

BAM ! I knocked the clerk to the ground with one blow from my water bottle, then ran outside. “Oh no!” I thought, as I saw groups of people all over with layers of clothing on. My mind raced as I tried to come up with an escape plan, when all of a sudden a car drove by. I pulled the woman out of the car and hopped in. I floored it as I put a handful of cheetos in my mouth, laughing evilly. “Mwahahaha! You hoboes will never stop me! Neverrr!!”