im not entirely sure what happened here. maybe b/c it’s mock hollywood and i live in the real world

Eh, it’s a mockery of popularity as a whole, and the condescending attitude that seems to come with it. Are “popular” people better than The Rest Of Us, and is a person’s worth determined merely by how attractive s/he is? This story is how catty cheerleaders break up with guys, times a hundred. Or something. Ah, the joys of being perfect all the time… ;-)

“perfect”. sure. yeah, i just noticed the title, and hindsight bias convinces me i would have caught your drift before if id noticed

Poor Lucius. It doesn’t sound like he’s doing well.
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Awesome insult in 1st paragraph, next time I need to insult someone, i’m going to use it .
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LOL..

I agree with Kermitgorf; however, some cheerleaders being cheerleaders, I’m not sure they have the capacity for such big words.
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“Now tears? Go ahead, add another bodily fluid to your list of fashionable secretions, it’s not like you’ve got a reputation to protect.â€? Best line, saddest attitude.

i personally don’t cheerlead, but are all cheerleaders REALLY THAT BAD ? i kno a view, but maybe it’s just my area?
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LOL ! i LOVED the last line – HUGS ! tht is just.. perfect end =]

funny…but i didn’t get it at first…now i do
Great last line (:

hahahah….luv this one. But not ALL cheerleaders are like that…I used to be a cheerleader, and I have some really nice friends that are cheerleaders.

I ♥ this. But actually, this is the basketball players at my school, not the cheerleaders. Weird, huh?