ive decided to sequel this ficlets that i know nothing about just by reading the title and the last sentence!!

“we muct fufill the prophecy” said the old man to the cow. “or else the great worshipers of Will Smith will be abanoded by the ninja god.”

“moooooo” said the cow in responce.

“NO!” the old man shouted. “Percy, i have told you time and again, carrots do not make good sunglasses. now PAY ATTENTION !”

the cow walked away

“yo son look at me wen im talkin to y’allll!” replied the old man calmly.

the cow didnt budge.

the old man slapped the cow on the butt and decided that he was in the mood for hamburgers.