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Identical Twins 2

- WHAT !?!? Ms. Plumb, are you saying you did not have two identical girls?!
- I had a girl and a boy. The boy was stillborn.
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- You said you were my twin, Kathy! You found me!
- I, I look just like you.
-You’re the same height, build; the same hair, same eyes…

- I’m sorry.
- What?! You’re NOT really any relation to me!?
- Well, with diet and contacts, and a great hairstylist, I can be whomever I want..
- You…You…fraud! You liar! You @#%!
- We’ll be back after this commercial break!
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- Moments ago we found out the identical twins Marsha and Kathy were never really twins. Kathy had faked her identity up until this point. We have separated them backstage.
- Marsha, how do you feel?
- Completely betrayed, angry, very upset. I trusted her!
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- Kathy, why did you do it?
- I wanted to be someone else, someone better.
- You really hurt this family, you know that?
- Yeah, I guess. But if you hadn’t done that test, they’d never know! YOU hurt them!
- You can’t fake a DNA test.

- I would if I could.

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