Great job! And here, I was wondering if it was possible without sounding like a crazed street person yelling random tidbits at passerbys…. ;)

That makes my tongue want to jump out of my mouth and run off to join Riverdance.
…That probably makes no sense at all, but that’s how it feels.
Highly amusing though, I just want to know why he needs money and a stack of steaks.

Thankyou for entering my challenge. I was laughing throughout your entire poetic medley! My challenge might be too daunting for a good turnout, so thankyou very much for giving it a go.

hahaha thats so good!!!!
5*

Wow, didn’t see this until just now… That’s great! It’s like a really long tongue twister!
LoA

Wow, very nicely done. Sadly, Seattle storms are usually bereft of lightning…but I can forgive this in the larger narrative.

Wow. That’s one of the best uses of alliteration I’ve ever seen. I would’ve entered this challenge, but I didn’t notice until tonight….Christmas Eve.