I stood infront of my mirror, analyzing my looks. I was never exceptionally pretty, had a great set of boobs, and I’ve never wore makeup before except for lipgloss.
My eyes are always so squinty since I’m Chinese, and my short black hair bobs just under my ears. I had eight piercings in my ears, and that was pretty much the only girly aspect of me. My daily outfits were always sweats, because I was afraid to wear jeans and different outfits because I didn’t want to get judged.
My nose is so big, I thought to myself. I pinched it to look like the thin, bridge noses I saw in fashion model magazines. There’s nothing I could do about my eyecolor, but maybe if I taped my eyes open and took a clothes pin, maybe it’ll help out my looks…

Dan comes downstairs from his apartment, and he’s taking his laundry down. He knocks on my window to say a quick hello, and as I turn around, oh so innocent, I come to realize…

Dammit!