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The Lady Doth Rap

Another dime going down the drain
This is a Lady who’ll drive you insane
There ain’t a penny that she won’t waste
The Lady doth have expensive taste

Here she comes now
She’s hot, so don’t wallow
The Lady’s waiting
Where she goes you’re gonna follow

Don’t be questionin’ her mannerisms
She won’t respond well to a catechism
Better throw your coats down into puddles y’all
The Lady’s got you in thrall
[“thrall” said in heavy metal/monster truck announcer manner, possibly echoing]

She’s complicated
Unsatiated
Sophisticated
An’ if ya don’t treat her
She’ll leave ya
And you’ll wish you hadn’t… [a “zwip” sound]
bifurcated!

Here she comes now
She’s hot, so don’t wallow
The Lady’s waiting
Where she goes you’re gonna follow

Don’t matter how much you say you’ll give up
For the Lady it ain’t never gonna be enough

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