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Me In All My Quirkiness (pens and feathers challenge)

Hmmm, my quirks. Ok…

Well, I was walking down the street one day, and I realized that I counted my steps. And that I had to get the same number of steps between each crack (must b a marching band thing). And they had to be even. Well that’s new, I thought.

So then I saw some random people, and they had a Pirates of the Caribbean purse. Well, I went up to them and started talking about the movies. It’s not like I’m obsessed or anything * shifty eyes *.

So I kept walking. I walked past a little tea room. Oh look, they have a British flag. OMG !!!! It’s a BRITISH FLAG ! I shout. Everyone stared at me like I was a freak. Well, lets not look at her like she’s obsessed people, come on!

Oh no, I felt a cough coming on, I guess I should go home. Ok, well, oh here it comes. Well, my cough always has to sound the same, or it’s not my cough. Ok, let’s seee here…wa chemmm, a chem. Ya, that’s it. Well, these are just a few of my many quirks.

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