I don’t get the awesome title, but it’s great anyway. I especially like the HHGTG reference at the end, made me smile a big smile.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/small+potatoes

“small potatoes
pl.n. Informal
1. A person or thing regarded as unimportant.”

Makes it even more awesome. Thanks for the explanation. What a cool expression.

good imagination. original idea—a mundane happening leading to an apocalypse, I don’t see that one often… let’s face it, never have I seen that idea employed.

Elegant and beautiful.

i love this.