It seems that there’s a transition from passive to aggressive at “Are we pigs?”
Awesome.

Cute, very cute. I can totally hear the happy, cheery voice, like the lady at customer service, then it snaps into berserk yelling, only to return once again to the sweet, dulcet tones. Very fun read.
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really funny. it holds a lot of truth too about disgusting female roomates. i used to leave notes just like this on my fridge all the time for my roomate to see…but the messes just got larger, the house smelled worse, and the food supply got shorter. awesome.
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I can so relate to this. I had a roommate that was truly a pig. Though she didn’t eat my food, thank God. I can just hear this in my head.