This is absolutely terrific! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry—you created an original cast of “superheroes” and we don’t even get to see them in action! What a tease!
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Haha! I guess not every superhero gets to have the grand exit of getting shot on the steps of the Supreme Court (Captain America) while awaiting a trial to test his principles, or fighting a cosmic being much stronger than her to save her cousin and her universe (Supergirl)

Really funny stuff. Heck of super power too, running over people while drunk. At least he got villains…mostly, I assume. And really, Whiskey Dick? Delightfully irreverent to the whole super hero mystique.
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Gp Philly SuperHeroes.. funny.. mm didn’t see that obit in the Inquirer.. I wonder why. I recall the WaWa Seven incident.. lol.
Another classic series perhaps?? from one of the great comic minds of ficlets.
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Haha, the things you right are just so flat-out absurd it’s impossible not to like them. And “Wreckless?” Probably the most conflicted and confused word ever made.

It takes a talented (and disturbed) individual to make drunk driving this funny.

Too funny. I love that the whole family got in on the “very minor superhero” game.

Wreckless’s “power” is… was hilarious. Very entertaining ficlet.

Brilliant.

Quite amusing!

oh this made me laugh! great job!

haha! this was hilarious! haha!

aaaah, fond memories of WaWa marts on family vacations.

And congratulations on being the Featured Ficlet! Hopefully this brings more people to The Insane Knight: http://ficlets.com/stories/1100 and The Low-Carb Kid: http://ficlets.com/stories/1085.

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. Love the fact that a “Superhero” has an obituary.

funny. I like how it uses ridiculous stuff to be as funny as it is.

VERY funny… I love the idea of a “superhero obituary”. It’s so original.
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Laughing out loud at my desk at work. I think I’m going to get in trouble. Hilarious stuff.