Memorable Student Excuses for Missing HW Assignment

My dog ate my homework. Again.

Aliens abducted me. My homework, too.

Mom’s religious. Doesn’t believe in homework.

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Memorable Excuses For Why She Won’t Go On A Date With You

I’m washing my hair tonight. Again.

I have to walk my dog.

My underwater basket-weaving class is tonight.
(Yes, I know I’m cheating by making “basket-weaving” all one word.)