sad to say, i’ve actually used some of those being late to work excuses.

My bad. Classic! Great set of six-worders.
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I LOVED the second set of excuses. Especially:

Thought you were dead. My bad.

LOL Great work, my friend.
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Ahah, that’s soo cute. I love the wedding excuses! Nice works.
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OK, I couldn’t resist writing a sequel to this…

thought you were dead, my bad
lol…literally!
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