I sat at my desk in my dark apartment, trying to fill out seemingly endless stack of shipment papers for my business. I was about halfway through my work when I heard the lock on the front door.
Derek?
I walked through the living room to greet my roommate. He was talking to another extremely skanky-looking woman. Dark curly hair, dark lips, black dress, a glint in her eye… Derek realized I was standing there.
“Yo, was’ up” He said casually.
I nodded to him and gestured to the girl in a “who the hell is she?” sort of way.
“This is…Helena.” He said.
Pausing to remember her name was like a huge sign saying that she is nothing special to him.
I went into a drawer and tossed a box of condoms at him, trying to embarrass him.
Morgan: 1, Derek: 0
“You been savin’ these?” He said, implying the fact that I wasn’t getting any.
“Least I have a job, I’m pain’ the bills right now, cough up the rent. Oh, thats right, I always pay it!”
Morgan: 2, Derek: 1. Morgan pulls it off in the end, the crowd goes wild!!