And so the maid of the manor came into the kitchen and found the room a mess. Mater juice, pineapple juice, squashed grapes and strawberries.

Dessert had been served. The guests had their fill of banana cream pie, cherries Jubilee, fruit salad and pies of every assortment.

The Lady of the manor could not phantom why her chef, the pie lady, had quit so abruplty.

Oh well the party went well, despite the chaos in the kitchen and the dog being unconscious, seems a pineapple hit him on the head.

For her meeting next week with her Vegetarian Club, she sat down to prepare the menu.

We’ll need carrots, corn on the cob, eggplant…