I am giving this challenge for no reason whatsoever! That’s why I named it:
THE CHALLENGE OF RANDOMNESS !
If you are a person who likes randomness, you will probably do a great job!

Your entries must start out like one of these:
1. My pet monkey decided to rule the world…
2. If I was a parrot I would…
3. Really random stuff my friend does:

Be as random as you like!
I will tell you who the winners are around the end of May.
BE RANDOM !
I hope you will enjoy doing this!