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Hairlip Horror

Ben and Danny were walkingdown the hallway laughing uncontrollably about the new principal. Mr. Hayerlep was his name. Except when you pronounced it it sounded alot like hair lip. This struck a chain of laughter throughout the entire school.

“Hey john!, have you seen the new principal?”

” nah, I don’t think it’s that funny to tell the truth.”

“man john, it’s just because your last name is stainkeypoo.”

“shutup ben!, you have no idea how hard it is to maintain a reputation!”

John then stormed off in a beastifal rage. Ben turned around only to notice the new principal listening in on his conversation. So Ben was taken to the office and was written up for his harrassment. Ben learned a valuable lesson that day. Just because someones last name is hairlip doesn’t mean you have to make fun of him when your by him. So kids, the motto of the story is only make fun of people when they arn’t near you.=]

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