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Insert Pen Name Here's Random Quiz: Answers

1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween?

Did you have to limit it to halloween?

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)

If you take a 2-liter bottle of soda (we found Diet Coke works best) and bounce it on the floor a while to build pressure, and then drop it out of a 3rd story or higher window, it will hit the ground and shoot off like a rocket!

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?

Dabble at the guitar…

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?

In grade school, I was a trumpeteer

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AN INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?

Why what kind of cruel guys do you know?

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.

X-box 360 (wait, I think I broke a heart once)

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)

Do gummy worms count?

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