Discuss amongst yourselves:
A) Alexa should fear God more.
B) Alexa should fear Lucas more.
C) Lucas is God. Alexa doesn’t stand a chance.

_Inspired by the story of Darth Vader attacking the Jedi Church: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/13/britain.vader.ap/index.html

c) Lucas is God = Alexa is f…ed
ROTFLMAO
LoA

Blasphe-me, blasphem-you, blasphem-everybody-in-the-room. (A little Eddie Izzard, for ya). Okay, now I’m feeling like I might be in a little trouble after that whole Star Wars series… it violates several laws of Lucas. Great job.

too funny all full of pop culture and scifi mocking. Loved it.

You know, that “saved you from the drudgery of 2001” part is very true :)

Does it violate the fifth commandment if I used Fandango yesterday for my Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (wow, is that the longest title EVER ?) tickets?

Incredibley funny spoof! Respect thy divine guru, you must.. lol

One of the funniest things You have ever written Bravo! and I cannot wait for Indy Jones KoCSkull!!

Hilarious, but I felt a little uncomfortable reading it. Maybe that was your goal. =)

2001? Drudgery? Blasphemer!

Lucas is a false god.

(Though I loved the reading!)