LOLZ ! ZOMFGBBQ! Thiz stry iz rlly 2 cul
U r a awsume wrtter!! I aggre wit U oldd peeple R stupd!!!!!!

I love this one. I’m not saying that I have perfect grammar, but seriously, my 12 year old sister has better grammar…

Yes, yes, yes.

But those four students will eat the other sixty-eight.

Or do some other evolutionary-level-appropriate exploitative/superseding thing. ~_^