It all started upside down. I guess that’s the only way to say it. Not that “upside down” is a bad place to be; just a trifle uncomfortable.
The funny part is, I didn’t realize that I was upside down until I tried to sit up. And let me tell you, was that a shocker.

It all started upside down. Not “right-side up”, or “front-ways back.” Ironic how when you stay in the wrong position for a while, the right position feels wrong.