That’s a real ominous last line there. And I love the insults, ‘fruit salad’, ‘Let’s do the man dance, bitch’. Hilarious stuff.

that is the power of martinis i bet my wife i could write a funny ficlet before tupac’s picture me rollin was over that is four minutes twenty seconds of imbibing and rambling but i won. lol thanxs tbs

Valiant, killing yourself, then the switch to killing Oreo was quick for me i had to read it twice. Darn character limit….

lol, go mask! It protrays her pretty well!
LoA

So the last time you sed ‘let’s do the man dance’ it had nuthin to do with fightin (see what I’m sayin?)So you AND oreo are dead right? But your a cyborg so I’m sure you gots a sack full of replacement parts stashed nearby. And I’m sure once resurrected you’ll be tellin everybody to kiss your shiny metal ass…

hey chaka hiss my shiny metal ass

kiss

Oh – oops. I just realized my sequel’s title is nearly identical to yours. Well, it doesn’t really matter, I guess.

Man.

I mysteriously come back to life only to die again!

Ah well, all in a good cause! And I know knew how to fence!