this is probably horribly offensive and hard to get, but I gave it a shot.

Haha!

Perfect conspiracy theory.

I’m sure someone in this world would believe it.

Last sentence is great.

haha, i love the idea. and nice beverage name. its practically HILARIOUS trying to listen to people order drinks at starbucks because half of them can’t even get the pronunciation right. lol.

I love the two characters, united by starbucks, but obviously varied in their priorities and favorite topics!