ATTENTION TO THE POLITICAL WORLD – Barbie has decided to run for president!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m News Reporter, Walter Sum. Buddy here with the latest from L.A-, here with Barbie today for a few questions on why she has chosen the political track in life, and how, iof elcted, she will make, not only our nation, but the world a better place.

W: Now, Barbie, why do you want to run for president?

B: Well, to all my shopping buddies out there, you can expect a lot more malls in America! I mean, like,Walter, do like shopping for the perfect shoe-

W: Um, I wear two shoes, and you should really stick to the questions, because we only have fiv-

B: Let’s go shopping!Let’s go find all the latest styles for back to school! Let’s go shopping for the perfect dress! Let’s go shopping for the perfect eyeliner! perfect top!Let’s go shopping for size 0 jeans that only I can wear!Let’s go food shopping!I love to go the beach! Do you love to go to the beach?I d-

W:Shoot, this one’s an imposter!Until next week.