From the desk of Gen. Sebastian.

TOP SECRET
Level 8 or above WARRIOR ZETA project members only.

Progress report, week 83.

The nanite team keep coming up with new wonderful tweaks to the WARRIOR . The most recent development is a massive system-wide adrenaline burst that quadruples speed and power for a few seconds. They are still working on the trigger mechanism. Right now it is only activated by imminent systems failure, but they have assured me that this is just a matter of time.

The psych team has experienced a major breakthrough. Abandoning the somewhat flawed Patriot meme and building the more localized and intense Family First meme has made the WARRIOR more focused, albeit less willing to accept orders from superior officers. A fix is in the works.

The party committee has asked me to remind you NOT to dress up as zombies for the halloween party. That joke is getting old fast.

And please stop the rumor mill: There has NOT been a breakout at the Pennsylvania facility. Or anywhere else.

-J.F.