i especially loved your use of discription.

hmm.. but are they telling the truth?

I’m not convinced. Please say there’s more!

Hehe… that’s awesome.. nothing like scaring the bejeezuz out of the kiddies.

Caretaker my ass! Who legitimately lives in an boarded up school house basement? Is he a ninja turtle or a dwarf just up from the mine and not yet accustomed to the sun? These cops are full of it!