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Do You Know The Muffinless Man 2

The Muffin Man raised his hand to silence Jerald,

"Did you not think I have a good reason
to stop making muffins? Did you think
maybe you're not the only one in the world
Jerald?"

The Muffin Man stood up and turned to leave.

"If you're going to tell the press anything.
Tell them to make a new child's song,
or better yet, why don't you get the cops
to go over to Mother Goose's house and
see what SHE'S been cooking, cause
I'll tell you, it's not pretty."

As the Muffin Man left, Jerald stood
there, dumbfounded, and walked calmly
toward the office with the press, thinking
to himself,

'I will figure out what's going on here, 
or my name isn't Hansel Jerald Shugar!'

Jerald then walked up to his sister and
handed her a piece of paper,

"This is all I could get from him, it's all 
up to you now, Lisa"

She nodded and walked off, and
Jerald walked into the press conference.

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