Uni-Mote [Infomercial Challenge]

by NightMaiden
originally published at 04:15PM on Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A man walks into a white room – we’re not sure if he’s walking on Styrofoam or it’s the exceptionally bright spotlights – but he gives a dazzling smile, and speaks in that oh so perfect announcer voice.

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve all been waiting for.”

He holds up a TV remote control.

“This, no doubt looks like an ordinary looking, black TV remote control to you, but in fact, it isn’t.”

He shoots us another ear-to-ear grin.

“Ever wanted to stop that annoying dog barking just outside your window? Ever wanted to skip mom’s lectures? Ever wanted to pause your mother-in-law?”

Magically, a barking dog appears out of nowhere from the Styrofoamyness, and the man presses a pause button. The dog freezes in position.

“This is no hoax, ladies and gentlemen! Call now, and you’ll get your very own Uni-Mote and a set of batteries to get you going!”

Includes rewind, fastforward and stop. Uni-Mote Inc. will take no responsibility for accidental death and/or permanent time freeze.

Sequels

Comments

  • from OrangeOreos:

    Haha! I loved the last line! If it comes with batteries, there’s no way its a hoax!

  • from Mistress Elsha Hawk:

    :) yeah you mess with time and who knows what will happen? great ad!

  • from Freedom:

    Hahaha, this is hilarious! I love the last line! accidental death and/or permanent time freeze. Awesome job!

  • from thebetweenspace:

    Hilarious. I wish I could pause the in-laws from time to time…

  • from RainDance:

    Sweet!!! How many payments of $19.99? I’m gonna go check my wallet…

  • from g2 (la pianista irlandesa):

    Oh, you must be playing to my wish/half-need for time freezage in relation to my busy life! Just perfect!
    Thanks for entering!
    (and if anyone plans on making this thing, I will love that person for ever and ever!)