“Remember when they said, ‘You’ll never get a boyfriend like that!’” Is it just me or did she sound just like them? “Well, what kind of a girl wouldn’t be traumatized by that statement?

Sigh. Key word, “girl”....

“Well, I dunno. You sure you weren’t abducted by aliens?”

Hate to say “I told you so!” Wait. No I don’t!

“Haha. You’re so funny.”

I think she was talking to both of us… I’m pretty sure I heard the echo in here. And, did Troy just blush?

“Test time! What is your favorite weapon?”

“Duh. It’s a uh..” knife “knife!”

“Okay you pass. So, now that you’re all, well, beautiful, wanna go to the movies together this weekend?”

Hell no!Just because I’m hot he wants to go out? No way!

“Sure!”

Wait. What about the twins?

We’ll get to them later. Settle down.