Disney & Pixar Allude to Other Movies in Theirs

by Yeah Write!
originally published at 02:09AM on Sunday, August 19, 2007

I crouched in the tall savannah grass, as I watched a warthog and a meercat sing about their wonderful life. What a shame! The warthog’s life would soon be cut short. I was going to kill him as if he were a sow and i was a very violent group of boys stranded on an island with no adult authority.Just as I held up my hands, made of many scissors and other sharp objects, ready to go in for the kill, I was interupted by Ross & Rachel fighting in the background. Then by a very small man. he held up a plate of green breakfast foods and demanded:

“Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?”

I responded, “I will not eat them Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.”

My comment destroyed all of his hopes and dreams and he turned away and began to cry. Just then, a Native American princess, barely clothed, came over to cheer him up. She pulled a strange ball out of her gucci purse. It was half red and half white and she threw it on the ground and called out,

” I choose you, Pikachu!”

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Comments

  • from Amaster:

    I count six allusions! I had trouble coming up with five!

  • from Yeah Write!:

    Haha! I was very ECLECTIC with my marvelous mixture of fun! includes: Lion King, Lord of the Flies, Edward Scissorshands, Green Eggs & Ham, Pochahantas, Pokemon!

  • from Yeah Write!:

    I just added “friends,” the best tv show ever, to make #7

  • from Laine the Grey:

    Nice.

  • from FlirtingWithaBrickWall:

    i laughed when i got to the lord of the flies bit b/c we read the condensed version in 8th grade

  • from Yeah Write!:

    that’s cool. i read it last year (8th grade) but i was in a frewshman english class (don’t ask)

  • from Storykeeper of Fae:

    Funny! I loved the Dr. Seuss allusion.

  • from MeAndTheMoon:

    so clever!

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    Why always pikachu? Why never Raichu? I can’t say anything else becuase i’m sueing the estate of Dr. Suess, because I am Dr. Suess’ and Lucilleball’s love child.

  • from Oy:

    What the?

  • from Oy:

    What the?