The plan is working beautifully. I have already trained the short monkey to scratch my belly… oh, the joy of my belly scratches…. mmm…. and she surprised me by eliminating an itch just in front of my tail that I hadn’t even noticed… she shows much potential… Back to the plan, back to the plan! The older one is removing my waste from that filthy box quite frequently now. I only had to leave a few reminders next to the bed I allow it to share with me.

Phase two… yes, now is time for phase two. Once complete, I will be feasting on rodents and birds daily… perhaps those fish in that rectangular pond on the table will serve for a nice snack…