Reader’s note – spinning eyeballs and brain fever may result from unintentional transliteration of this story into (tongue of the dead frog people).

(positive comment that can’t be translated into man-tongue since it requires multiple mouths to pronounce it properly.)

This was obviously found written in blood in the margins of the necronomicon, no doubt.

Actually, it was written in the margins of the Voynich manuscript with girly, pink ink, and though most of the characters were unidentifiable hieroglyphs, linguists have noticed a preponderance of ‘i’s with hearts instead of dots.

Much scarier than blood.

I wonder, does Cthulhu know how to pronounce “ROFL”, and does he sound as much like the Hamburgler as I do when I say it?