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Seinor Citizens Convention, 25 Ficlets Challenge

They arrived at the valet parking and the valet parker said, “give me your keys and I will park the car,” as he went for the keys.

Tim, one of the elders said, “WHAT? I CAN ’T HEAR YOU ! ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY KEYS ?”
Allie said, “NO! HE IS THE VALET PARKER !!!”
Tim yelled, “HE IS A DRUNK MAN DRIVER ! I’LL GET HIM !!”
“NO!!,” yelled Allie, but it was too late, Tim kicked the valet parker in the shin then punched him in the face, the parker fell back on a guy holding a bouquet of ten daffodils.
Mary finally reached them caring a tiara on her head and caring a box of grapefruit, “Why am I carrying this box of grapefruit? I have a pageant to win!”
Allie said,â€? Mary dear the pageant was thirty years ago!”
Mary looked a little confused but then said, “Oh, then what are we doing?”
Tim yelled, “WHAT DID YOU GUYS SAY !?”
Allie finally burst into anger and said, “YOU CAN ”T HEAR ME ANYWAY YOU OLD COOT !! WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR A CITIZENS CONVENTION OR SOMETHING !”
Mary said, “Oh” as they finally walked in.

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