Very veryy funny and ewww. lol

I love contractions, epsecially with regards to Ficlets and the character count.

Horrible. Awful. Disturbing. I literally had to stop reading on two separate occasions before I could get all the way through it. You should be very, very proud of yourself.
LoA
(and you totally stole my idea—serves me right for waiting so long to add onto the series)

I’d be interested to see your idea.

The eulogy at the funeral; should have been delivered by “chicken lover” from South Park, those guys were good friends i’d bet, love Captain Obvious,I went to public school with that guy…